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A joke circulating throughout the U.S originating in florida(hairy balls)
Jim-Look at that guy
Fred-What an ass
Jim-Harry Balsagna right!
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It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.
In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.
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giving anal to a girl with a abundent amount of ass hair
man last night i saw ron harry potter hermoine
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The First Affirmative Action nomination for US Vice President. Selected primarily for pigment content of her skin and the function of her genitalia. Her political career started in California keeping primarily black and latinx people in prison past their eligible parole dates for cheap labor and committing Brady Violations to keep an innocent man on death row.
Most recently she is also the first living dead VP-elect as she was viciously murdered in the debates by Tulsi Gabbard.
Did you hear about Kamala Harris blowing Willie Brown?
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A freaking handsome man singer who pretends to not to be gay but he is actually in his relation ship with his band mate Louis Tomlinson
-hey did you know that George is gay
+yeah he is a harry styles
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A series of books written by a hobo by the name of J.K Rowling
The story is about a young boy (Harry Potter) who later finds out he is a wizard, but with a deadly past that will haunt him over and over...and OVER througout the whole series.
He must confront the one who killed his parents, which will take whole series to do. He is bald..and has no nose
The whole story is very boring though, just the usual high school drama, mixed with an evil bald guy, and things you'd hear from Dungeons and Dragons.
Sadly these book later became movies, starring little british kids. Now the movies (and books)have become huge hits, making the hobo very VERY rich.
The Harry Potter movies would be the only reason why it became a hit. No movies would mean just a random book called Harry Potter probably being used as tissue paper for a hobo. (maybe j.k rowling ;D)
Oh and girls seem to love it, i suppose it's due to that british kid Daniel Radcliffe who stars as Harry in the movies. (no daniel radcliffe = who gives a fuck about the books?)
The pope agrees =D
Chick- Lets go watch Harry Potter for the 5th time!
Dude- Common, can't i pick a movie tonight?
Chick- Your just going to pick Star Wars or LOTR!
Dude- It's better than watching some teen wizard go through puberty...
Chick- Hmph! I don't want to watch a movie anymore!
Dude- (no punany for me tonight -_-)
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The woman who people like solely because of Identity Politics. The woman who is going to take over Biden when he finally crumbles to dust. The woman who is going to keep liberals blinded with identity politics so they don't wake up to the shit they're in
Kamala Harris is going to diversify the prison population - yay!
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