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Should be called Lamesburg. There are about 500 kids total in the school, so everybody knows everybody. The school is basically divided into three groups: The redneck pot heads, the super preppy stuck-up snobby kids, and the alternative kids/nerds. (The alternative kids and nerds tend to stick together)
Basically everyone is an ignorant asshole. Nobody actually likes going to Laingsburg.
Laingsburg High School has good Wet Burritos.
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The school mascot is basically a broke down f-150 because that’s what everyone drives there. The teachers grade based on what food items you bring them, and the band is run by the last remaining dinosaur on Earth. You will be greeted at the front gate by lazy security staff asleep in the guard shack and the front office receptionist gossiping about what teachers porn tape got leaked. The students all wear camo because traveling in numbers is safer and they think it’ll help them hide from their GPA’s.
“Hey did you see that news story about that fight at Riverdale High School?”
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Highschool in Northern Virginia known for it's large amount of criminal activity, and also for girls who look like they were hit by a truck. Most people here think they are the shit but in reality they are too dumb to apply to a better school. But the fact is that the school is not that bad compared to some other schools out there, but it is still mediocre in all senses.
Look at that girl over there, she's got eyebrows that look like a skatepark, she must be from Potomac High School.
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Only the SHITTIEST school to ever exist. They give 0 fucks about their students, and it's filled with yee yee MFS. People enjoy waving the rebel flag (fuckin racists), and showing people their parents guns and calling them theirs.
If you're a liberal you will be eaten alive and will feel like your existence does not matter. Everyone's confused about their sexuality, and everyone likes to act ghetto. It's basically just a fucking school filled of stupidity and people who like to fight for no damn reason. If you go to CHS, you're most likely suicidal. fuck chs.
"yo what school you go to"
"chs"
"yo man, citrus high school is cancerous to society."
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flushing high school is a school located in flushing queens . Where a lot of fake 1090 people & fake Latin kings ago . Around flushing it is very dangerous because it’s surrounded by ape niggas who yell “flayooo” all the fucking time .
Girl - I go too flushing high school
Guy - o word so you grimey ?
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A gay nightclub, where many go to get gay sex from prostitutes. Also, it was used as an insane asylum for autistic men and women in the early 2000s. If you want to have a good time with lots of horny gay prostitutes, Agoura High School is the place for you
Hey man, you wanna go to Agoura High School?
That gay nightclub? HELL YAH
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Probably 40% Jewish, 33% Asian (including Indian and Filipino), 25% other white kids, 2% other(black, Hispanic). Full of rich Jewish kids who don't know the value of money. BMW's and Audi's are popular first cars for seventeen year olds with fresh new licenses, however, most kids drive at age sixteen without licenses, and don't get caught because Livingston police are so naive. Most kids don't have jobs and use their parents money or drug money to buy expensive clothes.
The kids are also very stupid because Livingston has a great drug-education program, but 75% if kids have probably tried or still do drugs, YET THEY KNOW BETTER. They also sell drugs, and their parents don't question where the money comes from, because the parents assume it's from their credit cards.
However, apart from that, Livingston is generally very intelligent. This sector of Livingston High School is mostly made up of Asians and a few smart white kids. Kids mostly place first, rarely second, in math competitions. Most kids go to the IVY league, and top schools, and 3.8 GPAs are looked down upon. If you don't take an honors or AP class, you are stupid.
But in recent years, the town has gone downhill because a lot of ghetto kids have moved to Livingston and are bringing the school down.
Last name of choice is Gold___, Silver___, Rosen___, Cohen, ____witz, and Schneider. Jews are so popular, that Judaism is no longer a religion, it's a nationality. The town is so full of Jews that the only thing kids learn about is the Holocaust, and all other instances of genocide are completely forgotten.
At Livingston High School, (insert girl's name) Cohen loves her Coach purse, Seven jeans, and brand new Audi that she will crash within a month of getting her licsense. Her parents will then buy her a brand new BMW to replace that Audi. On weekends, she drinks and gets high with (insert boy's name) Silverman, and drives home intoxicated, only to be ignored by the police.
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