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Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.
SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.
The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
Spoon Fam refers to young African American Negro males, whom, instead of carrying traditional drugs within their socks, carry spoons. Why do they carry spoons in their socks? A spoon fam uses these eating utensils for eating out pussy.
Yo me and the spoon fam are on the block.
With the spoon fam, we eating out today.
ambi-spoon is where the spooner is either a little spoon or a big spoon
"i am a ambi-spoon, but if you want me to be a big spoon i can."
a vaginal muscle that scoops in a lot of dicks
Stacy's Twatty Spoon gets a lot of scoops
Please axplain to me the matter on the tip of the spoon