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when a man and a man are sexually active and perform a dirty sanchez, so the one with shit under their nose looks like hitler. then the other man/men jizz all over and inside "hitlers" nose until he sneezes and explodes jizz and snot and shit everywhere.
i love getting hitler jizz bombs
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pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.
i like making pee-jizz & cream in the morning.
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Experiencing a sexual climax while eating Taco Bell. Possibly the most epic experience you'll ever have,
Guy: Man, that chick that walked in to Taco Bell was so hot, I couldn't help but hot sauce jizz while eating my burrito.
Girl: My man hot sauce jizzed all over my crunch wrap at Taco Bell. BEST. DAY. EVER.
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This month is about having to store all of your nut in one jar, once done you can dispense it or drink it if that's your thing.
OH my, Mary I'm doing Jizz jar January
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To ejaculate into a martini glass.
We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini
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When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm
Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
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masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.
paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in
"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"
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