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One of the best days in the year
My birthday is July 1 2010
The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.
Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.
Downtown Julie Brown means to “go down” on somebody.. like oral sex. Typically used by lesbians as seen on the Bravo reality television show: Real Housewives of New York City.
Carole: “I had a sex dream about you”
Bethenny: “Bu- You- Really? You’re kind of in to me? Why would I take that the wrong- What wrong- How is that-”
Carole: “Let me just tell you- Let me just tell you”
Bethenny: *More stuttering*
Carole: “Well I don’t know their might be”
Bethenny: “Well was I a man?”
Carole: “No, and let me just say I don’t have sex dreams even with men”
Bethenny: “This is my first lesbian encounter like in a fantasy I’m- I’m ready let’s go”
Carole: “And it was very quick- It was very quick”
Bethenny: “Did we go Downtown Julie Brown?”
Carole: “Um.. well, I tou- I touched you where your bathing suit goes *uncomfortable laughter*”
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A whole month dedicated to a man's favorite pass time
Add a twist by just jerking to justin bieber
Guy 1: Hey man how's Just Jerk July
Guy 2: I burnt my meat worse than a roasted chicken
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the day we finally understand @tryhard68 ‘s future joke.
‘hey it’s July 25th 2020!’
‘yea, today we find out what tryhard68 meant’
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An uninteresting, nonexistant internet meme. It revolves around no pooping in The Whole Month of July.
Person 1: Fuck, I'm gonna fail No Poop July, I feel it.
Person 2: Yea, you look like ya wanna shit real bad.
Person 1: *goes to bathroom and poops*
Person 2: Good Game.
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Definitely the best day to be born on.
Sexy, courageous, gorgeous. Your that person who’s walking down the hall and got all eyes on you. Your like a snack to everyone.
Tayler: holy cow! Who’s that?
Julie: I don’t know, but their born on July 19th 2007
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