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Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
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A Sugar Lady is a middle aged lady that is equivalent to a Sugar Baby.
she’s a Sugar Lady, which is the same as a sugar baby but she’s in her 40’s.
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An attractive woman in her 30’s and 40’s who wears a thong on a daily basis, because she keeps a tight and firm body to be seen publicly in thong.
my brother's wife is sitll very sexy and nice, she is a thong lady.
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A vibrator
"OMG, I just got a brand new pink lady stick!"
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Money (in the UK)
Bank Notes and coins have the Queen's face on it.
"Give me one sec Ali, let me count the Lady Royal"
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An older woman who dates younger men. A cougar.
"A Ms. Lady asked me out earlier. I told her fine cougar ass hell yeah."
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a word usually referring to a woman or young girl ... universally used just as a respectful way to call for a girl/woman without knowing or saying their name ....
this term can also be used by old folks when they like to get a smart mouth but its the same meaning a young girl/woman even if you are 80 yrs old if someone is older than you and calls you young lady it isn’t to take offense .
Person 1 : Excuse me young lady, you dropped your pen .
Person 1 : You can give your paperwork to the young lady at window 4, thank you have a nice day .
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