lemon

An hour (sixty minutes)

Bob: I need you here in a lemon.
Bill: I'll do you one better: be there in half a lemon!

Lemon

Old or reliable

My my 2003 civic is a lemon

Lemon

I use it as an insult, means your slow or stupid.

Shut up you fucking lemon!

lemon

a sour fruit

when life gives you lemons you squiz them in peoples eyes.

lemon

a way to describe erotic literature in fanfiction, now regularly labeled as smut

1: i read this hot lemon the other day!! dude it was so swag
2: ..are you stuck in 2008 wattpad or do you need mental help

Lemon

Somebody who is racists but doesn't know it.

Sally : All Lives Matter
Me : Sally, you are a lemon 🍋

Lemon

Being gay or lesbian

That guy is so lemon I can taste it.