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The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars
Example 1
Poster 1 -
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Too late - 10000 is mine!"
Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"
Example 2
BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"
BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"
A carpentry term-
Definition-when a drill and small drill bit is used by drilling a series of close together horizontal holes in a line probing drywall for wall studs.
“The centres are out on the wall, Joey was machine gunning fourteen inches just to find a stud”
An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.
1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.
Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.
Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.
Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.
But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan
Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night
The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.
"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"