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When you and your boys try to fuck the biggest, ugliest girl at the party or venue. Whoever decides to take down the beast earns the critically acclaimed beast master belt. It is similar to the UFC OR WWF belt in appearance but relates to heavyweights in the nature of plumpers.
All of us wanted to fuck but there was one fat girl that needed to be taken care of. Cody Smith decided to take one for the team and slayed the beast that night. He earned the beast master belt and is currently the belt holder and plump dumpster champion.
A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.
Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?
Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!
Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!
a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of cock blocking
Ahhh shit, Stevie's here. He is a cock block master. No chance of hooking up tonight
Georgia: "Olin calls me Funk Master G and it bothers me"
One who must beta test everything before it comes out.
Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.
Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.
Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.