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For those who practice safe sex and for woman who can't get enough man milk. this is a simple way for your girlfriend to recieve her daily consumption of man medicine without having to pull out early. After blowing your load in the condom, remove said profalactic. Get your girlfriend to kneel infront of you if praying to Mother Mary herself and then empty contents of condom into her mouth like a tube of toothpaste!
After blowing my load in the condom, Jane knelt infront of me and begged to have it skirted in her mouth! Dirty Bitch!
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A term used on someone who frustrates or aggravates the user of the word. The male form of daughter of a mother father
"Son of a mother father gonna try to pwnz me like that!"
"Haha! i thought you were gonna say something else!"
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Your Brother a Mother is the newest edition to the insults. This has every other insult topped, when hearing this the recipient will most likely go jump off a bridge immediately
Person: Ur mum gay
You: Yes but are you aware of the fact that your brother a mother.
Person: * jumps off bridge
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(1) Known as the worst possible insult in existence.
(2) This insult will completely obliterateall known existence in this universe.
guy1:ur mom gay.
guy2:ur dad lesbian.
guy1:ur granny tranny
guy2:you leave me no choice.
guy1:oh god.
guy2:UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
all life in the universe is no longer existent
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Any of the various lies you are told as a child that later prove to be fabrications.
"I was always told that people were basically good and I could be whatever I wanted to be but those things just turned out to be Mother's Cures For Hiccups"
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Used to describe how extremely rough and hungover one feels and is typically a response when asked by a friend or stranger with a sense of humor.
Q: How are you feeling after last night?
A: As rough as your mother!
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