Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.
"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"
"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."
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One who is of semblance to a muffin, therefore making them a stupid lonely muffin boy, your parents hate you, die
Ivan anderson you are a fucking muffin boy
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This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.
Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.
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Girl 1: Idris Elba is such a black muffin.
Girl 2: yea will smith too!!!
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To muffin someone, you wipe your ballsweat on your hand, then cover someone's mouth/nose region with said hand. Therefore, to muffin thrust, you muffin your woman, then penetrate. Easy as that.
My dog crapped on my bed, so I muffin-thrusted it.
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An enclosed location on an FPS multiplayer map, where a sniper, or support gunner can hide and easily defend the position, the "muffin hut" is often the room/tower that was intentionally designed by the designers as a sniper/MG nest, and therefore tends to have a good view of strategic areas. The "muffin hut" refers to the ONE place on each map, that best fits the definition, however it is not uncommon for there to be a second "muffin hut-like" location, that is a convenient place to counter an enemy in the "muffin hut."
(the term could also be misconstrued as "dirty," and although that is not its usually its use, feel free to do so)
"Go to the muffin hut. We can plant mines in the only doorway, and we can mount our weapons facing the enemy spon point!"
"omg! Those guys in the muffin hut are camping our spawn point, and i tried getting in, but they've got mines"
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