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An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.
"arrrrrggghhhh f*** i've got poker bum!"
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when sumone is fit, people say they are bumting and it just meens they are goodlooking.
person one: "dat lad is bum"
person 2 "TING"
or "they r bum-ting-a-ling"
Or "he is bum-ting"
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the thing growing out of ur lower back...often round and SEXXAY
My bum is on the chair *dances around*
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When you get a boner and start running and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to go flying into the wall and crack her head open
I bum rushed this really hot girl
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To disprespect someone by concluding a conversation with an abrupt declaration indicating that you are done with that person. You are dismissing them as if they were a common bum and not wothy of any more of your time.
A bums rush example:
Joe: Hi Gordon, how are you doing.
Gordon: OK.
Joe: How is that new job treating you
Gordon: Ok, I guess. Good to see you, talk to you later.
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The violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. The bum's rush is performed by a bouncer.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
I was sitting in the No Name Bar in Sausalito, wearing an IDJ. With me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. The bouncer ordered me to leave because I was wearing an offensive garment. I looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, "Can I stay if I grow tits?" The bouncer gave me the bum's rush.
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A clear or slightly cloudy viscous liquid with a unique odour that is secreted from the colon or rectum especially during anal sex.
"Wow we had such great sex last night, I self-lubed and I've been popping out turds greased with bum juice ever since."
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