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A rare medical condition requiring one to wear headphones around his or her neck at all times. Especially common among Western young adult/teenage males and promoters within the entertainment industry.
Young Adult 1: What's Mike got on his neck? Looks like a big chunk of metal.
Young Adult 2: Oh, he's got Headphone Neck Syndrome.
Young Adult 1: Is it contagious?
Young Adult 2: Very! The Beats by Dre type is the most common form of this blight.
The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.
Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”
Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"
While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.
I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A THROAT FUCKING. THAT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION.
a) a direct, forceful impact to the neck of an opposing individual. Usually with some level of hatred and/or malice, hoping the intended victim is immediately taken out of the game.
b) a comment made to someone, usually a friend or acquaintance, as to convey to them your displeasure in their actions by eluding to the possibility of an impending fuck your neck.
c) also used as a "Flying Fuck Your Neck". A flying fuck your neck is the same only generally from a place of elevation in a downward angle with increased malice and intent to take the neck clear the fuck out of the game.
a) You almost ran my motorcycle off the road, get out of your car Kevin/Karen, I'm going to fuck your neck.
b) Hey Jeremiah, fuck your neck! Or Hey, bro...your neck...fuck it!
c) I'm fitna climb on this chair and give you a flying fuck your neck Kyle. Keep fuckin' up, "Say what again, mother fucker! Say what again!".
A v-neck which doesn't have a very deep "v." Often mistaken for a regular shirt unless the wearer calls attention to it. Also called "classy-vs" for short.
Woah, thats a pretty classy v-neck you're wearing today, Tom!
A kid that is so bad you wanna choke his neck...the worst of the worst, uncontrollable outta line ...misbehaved spoiled brat kid, makes you so mad you wanna ring his neck...Lol
Once at the grocery store I saw this outta control 1 yr old kid in his mothers arms...smacking the mothers face outta anger...yelling screaming...I thought to myself "what a Brat Neck Kid"
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