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"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"
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One who is gay, but also has a big nose.
"Rusty Hodges is gay, but boy does he sure have a big nose! I guess that makes him a big nosed fag!"
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An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.
What did you do last night?
I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.
Oh, yea? Was she a freak?
Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.
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Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.
I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.
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WHEN YOUR NEW MANAGER AND YOUR OLD MANAGER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM
WHEN JONATHAN TOLD HIS NEW MANAGER HOW MUCH HE APPREICATED HIM, HIS OLD MANAGER SAID I SEE YOU HAVENT LOST YOUR BROWN NOSE FOCUS.
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a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions
:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me
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ejaculate -aka: 'blew' his nose
when he blew his nose, i about drowned
he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
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