balls across the nose

Totally freaking awesome.

"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"

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Big Nosed Fag

One who is gay, but also has a big nose.

"Rusty Hodges is gay, but boy does he sure have a big nose! I guess that makes him a big nosed fag!"

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Honduran Nose Job

An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.

What did you do last night?

I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.

Oh, yea? Was she a freak?

Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.

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Ass to nose traffic

Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.

I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.

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BROWN NOSE FOCUS

WHEN YOUR NEW MANAGER AND YOUR OLD MANAGER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM

WHEN JONATHAN TOLD HIS NEW MANAGER HOW MUCH HE APPREICATED HIM, HIS OLD MANAGER SAID I SEE YOU HAVENT LOST YOUR BROWN NOSE FOCUS.

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up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions

:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me

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Got Your Nose

A sex act of eating someone’s arse out. The recipient then tense their arse and says “got your nose”.

I was licking Chloe’s arse out last night and she used the “got your nose”

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