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National finger in class day. Make your girl proud of you!
Hey babe, today is 5-29-19 so that means you gotta finger me in class.
When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson
I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
National punch your fake friends over day
It's April 5 2022 here's a black eye
Verb: The act of driving past a speed trap, then looking in your rear view mirror to see if the police are chasing you.
Even when I am driving under the speed limit, I always do a 5-0 lookback until my heart rate is back under a 100 bpm.
The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
The online version of a high-five. Abbreviation: ((5)). If an individual expresses a ((5)), it is only right for the other person to aslo express a ((5)). If the other person does not return the ((5)), he or she is leaving you hangin because they do not share your enthusiasm.
-guy #1: Hey dude I won tickets to the show this summer!! Wi-Five ((5))!
-guy #2: No freakin way! ((5))
-guy #1: You're definitely comin with bro!
-guy #2: Hell to tha yes I am! ((5))
-guy #1: ((5))!
-guy #3: Hey can I come too?
-guy # 1: Nope.
-guy #3: ...
Super Saiyan five is a fake stage of the Super Saiyantransformation. It was believed to appear in Dragonball AF, but now everybody knows that Dragonball AF doesn't exist, so Super Saiyan 5 has been left to the realm of fanfiction. There is a consensus on what Super Saiyan 5 looks like.
"The time has come to cpmplete my immortality... TO TURN SUPER SAIYAN 5!"
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