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When she gets you off and you nut from her tugging on your banjo string aka the penile frenulum.
Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
A prostitute/whore that looks like an old world monkey
Guy 1: Yo steve fucked an old world whore
Guy2: Damn steve fucking old world whores now huh
the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids
after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.
Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.
Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.
A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
Someone who is approximately 27 years, 0 days, 0 hours, and 0.0000000000000000000000000000000 seconds old.
He is a 27 year old male who lives in a white van and gives out weird looking candy to kids that went missing years ago.
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