When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.
Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.
Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.
June 2nd is international Ani day. This day we celebrate Ani.
Dude it’s June 2nd have you heard? International Ani day
National Annoy Your Best Friend Day
me: friend, friend,friend,friend,friend
them: omg wtf do u want ur annoying me
me: haha that’s the point is 2 june! national annoy ur best friend day.
bro have thou heard sex 2 hath released, its scientific name is ULTRAKILL
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Hey ash it’s October 2nd
Ash:Oh yeah happy october 2nd bestieeee
rule number two usually means DO NOT CUM!
me: bro remember rule #2
other: don’t worry jit i know already