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The extreme version of "piece of shit"
If the person is so shitty as to not even deserve to be called a piece of shit- You call them a pizza shit or, alternatively a "Pizza Fuck"
Yo dude- the way you just killed that baby with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch was super fucked up...your a complete pizza shit.
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started by 3 of apopka’s most important figures, pizza club is an idealistic cult aiming to bring a slow death to power-hungry student governments and create good times for the community. notable events of the club’s include groufit friday and the cookout.
pizza club rules:
1 - don’t talk about pizza. pizza club is not based around the food, and as such, any attempt to say the word “pizza” without directly following it up with “club” is an offense best punished by banishment.
2 - shave your armpits. other body hair is fine, but armpit hair specifically is to be no longer than 0.5 inches in length. having armpit hairs longer than this is unacceptable and your pizza club membership will be revoked if you’re caught exceeding the limit.
3 - treat your fellow pizza club members as you would family. even if you don’t have a family or don’t like yours, it’s still expected that you treat your pizza club friends the same way you’d want to be treated.
important pizza club terms:
groufit - grey outfit. an outfit consisting of no colors other than grey, though which shade of it doesn’t matter.
brudda(s) - pizza club for brother(s).
sista(s) - pizza club for sister(s).
person 1: hey, are you going to the pizza club spring day?
person 2: hell yea, brudda! i shaved my armpits down to the bone just for it. don’t wanna get kicked out in front of everyone
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A person who is willing to do anything for Pizza. Most pizza whores have similar names. Most common names are Braden, Brandon, or Brady's. Surnames include Jones, Johnson, etc.. Is rare cases a PW will have one of both names.
Braden Jones is such a Pizza Whore.
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Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.
Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.
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An illegal act in which someone out pizza's the hut by creating pizza better than pizza hut, and rarely by some other means. Italians are the biggest offenders.
Giacomo: I'm gonna try to out pizza the hut!
Jaden: That's impossible and illegal!
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Empty tits that are deflated and sagged through being ruined by breast feeding, rapid weight loss or tit binding. They used to be like ripe grapefruits but now like two slices of pizza
Look at those deflated pizza slice tits she has with slugs hanging off the bottom
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A transgression far worse than the Original Sin which is believed to be entirely impossible. If one manages to Out Pizza the Hut, it is theorized that a singularity capable of rupturing the space time continuum will be created. This will surely be the end of known existence.
Todd: Hey Fred, me and my friends were going to get together tonight to try to Out Pizza the Hut. Want to join us?
Fred: No
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