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to strike ones pussy with closed fist
shut up or your getting a puter punch
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A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.
Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.
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A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.
He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch
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The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Zombree Punch, expect Zombrees. It is a series of dazzling and well choreographed thrusts of one's head, elbow, arm, and legs.
Haggard Kid 1: I wish I knew how to throw a Zombree Punch.
Haggard Kid 2: Easy man, legend has it, if you attempt a Zombree Punch and you are not a Zombree your head and your ass metamorphically switch spots on your body.
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A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen
Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen
Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!
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The Dog Punch is when you're having sex and the girl doesn't want you to come in her face so you smack her nose which then makes her eyes water, temporarily blinding her. You then pull out and come in her face.
Boy: Can i come in your face?
Girl: No!
Boy: *DOG PUNCH*
Girl: I CANT SEE!
(Boy comes)
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During oral sex, The male must punch the girl In the back of head repeatedly before finishing.
Your sister is still mad about that Donkey Punching last week.
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