boy with abnormally large guages, who think's hes the hottest scene boy around, when in reality he has buck yellow teeth and a small d*ck.
"Look at that girlie looking scene boy dressed head to toe in stolen hollister clothing, he's such a Ryan Rampage."
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(V) To completely annihilate a woman's self-esteem by fucking her stupid and then kicking her out of bed because you cannot get comfortable. The result is creating a woman so distraught that she will do anything to get your approval.
Man 1: Hey, did you hook up with that girl last night?
Man 2: Yea, I Ryan McIntyred her so bad.
Man 1: Why would you do that?
Man 2: Because it keeps her begging for my attention... and sperm.
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A fucking beast who is the sexiest man alive and will destroy any body
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The nickname for Bryan, usually given to someone named Bryan by another person who is trying really hard to be cool and fit in. The Bryan who reveives the nickname, is usually the only real cool person in the room, even cooer than the person who gave them the nickname.
Loser: B-Ryan in the house! Raise the Roof!
B-Ryan: not cool. Don't try too hard.
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Ryan is the most gay kid and will not have a girlfriend
Ryan is gay
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an ASSHOLE
when private ryan was coming back to his group,he didn't salute,walk with pride,or anything. he just jogged like if nobody was there. he had them so pissed off,that one guy said to another guy "told you he was an asshole"
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The biggest fucking troll on the planet. AKA the creator of Glee, American Horror Story and Nip/Tuck. Likes to fuck with the minds of impressionable youth everywhere. Dangles happiness like a carrot in front of people's mouths and yank it back at the last second. Is the crusher of hopes and dreams. (see not giving screen time to people, not giving ships a chance to sail. Not giving us a Kurt/Rachel spin off)
The type of man you want to to punch in the face and thank at the same time. Preferably punching really hard.
Could also be seen as a life ruiner.
"Ryan Murphy is such a fucking troll."
"Why"
"He gave us the carrot of a Kurt and Rachel spin off and then yanked it away like the asshole he is."
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