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A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
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Story and King, the heart of the east...
East side San Jose is where I stay all day errryday
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During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
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Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
I pulled the good ole San Francisco Gold Rush again last night...
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Young swag god who put the Guam sneaker scene on the map by dropping his infamous South Beach lace swap video. Sasha Grey retired when Hype showed up on the set "turnt up".
Karl Hype San Nicolas just stepped on Berg's Tokyo 5s and Berg said,"Thank you Hype."
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Alex Jones 5th form this form Alex Jones in the most powerfull form before the the super gay frogs ark
Alex Jones(sans form) is so cool
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when you put ketchup on ur dick and wipe it on a girls chin then speak spanish to her for 30 seconds and slap her with ur balls
I San Antonio Curly Fry'd that bitch
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