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February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*
Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF
Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
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Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
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a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.
Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday
Friend 2: did you survive!?
Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?
Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!
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On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.
“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
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