Sleep Deprived English

A form or use of the english language that tends to go off topic and constantly slur in speech. This form of english is common among most teenagers.

Guy 1: He dude are you alright?

Guy 2: Oh yeaah man, im joost fiiine... Is that what she really looks like?

Guy 1: Dude, you are speaking some major Sleep Deprived English.

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Sleep in my hole

When one has a storage compartment in ones wall and one prefers to sleep inside of it instead of ones bed.

"Hey Billy, I'm moving in with you. Where should I sleep?"
"Yeah Bob. Take the bed. I sleep in my hole."

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GTS (Go to Sleep)

WWE "superstar" CM Punk's shit as finisher

"Oh what's he gonna do now, oh it's his shit as finisher the GTS (Go to Sleep)" - Jerry Lawler

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Cael Sleep Paradox

This is the paradox that results in the deficiency of somnolence.

Cael Sleep Paradox = Sleep is for the weak and I would not be able to sleep knowing that I am weak.

Get more sleep

What a very modest boy should do.

Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself

Friend: No

*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*

Ludicrous Sleep Dimension

The Ludicrous Sleep Dimension is a pocket universe where Ludicrous Sleep Demons put unhappy people. The most populated area in the LSD is an Island that holds an unknown Youtube streamer and Princess Peach from the Super Mario series.

Help, I'm stuck in the Ludicrous Sleep Dimension.

Normal Sleep Schedule

When u sleep between 3-6 am every day

Have a normal sleep schedule

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