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a very loose and free lipped vagina that has a bad habit of cumming too early and uncontrollably. noun
man i fucked that woman so hard that she left me with a sloppy joe.
When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.
Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
When a southern tonk goes flaccid for no reason before sex.
Nope his dick did a sloppy joe.
noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.
"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."
Someone is laying down and begins to push out a shit. As soon as the poop begins to crown you take your dick and jam the shit back into their ass.
Jenny started to shit so i took my cock and Sloppy Slam Dunked it back inside of her.
The act of eating a sloppy joe, while having anal intercourse, and trying to eat the whole sloppy joe.
Me and dave tried a " rough sloppy joe" last night. My ass hurts and the sloppy joe got everywhere, but i got two meals in one.