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A disease condition where the diseased keeps saying something but no one listens to what is being said. Jeremy was the first person to be diagnosed with this syndrome and hence the name Jeremy Syndrome.
Friend 1: Hey I watched this movie yesterday...
Friend 2: Shall we go to pizza hut?
Friend 1: it's about this cool dude who is a rockstar...
Friend 3: Yeah..let's go..
Friend 1: ..There's this gal in the movie who's really really hot..
Friend 2: Hey Jake how much have you got on you?
Friend 3: I can spare 100 bucks..
Friend 1: It has this really cool ending where the rockstar is actually not a rockstar and the girl is a boy. It's the best twist I've seen in a movie...
Friend 2: Hey Jeremy, how much can you spare?
Friend 1 (a.k.a Jeremy): It's a really cool movie, you guys should watch it...
Friend 2: What movie?
Friend 1: The movie I have been telling you about!
Friend 3: You were? Sorry I wasn't listening..
Friend 2: Me neither...you've got Jeremy Syndrome man...go see a doctor...now how much can you spare?
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1. The desire to be more like Robert Downey Jr.
2. Having a tremendous Man-Crush on Robert Downey Jr.
Sean: "I'm kind of worried about Declan, he's gotten three tattoos this week and I think he's doing hard drugs- still, I respect and admire him."
Johnny: "Yeah, his Downey Syndrome has been acting up pretty bad lately."
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When you find a group of people (usually a race or nationality) attractive whom you would not normally due to the fact that they're the only show in town. Occurs primarily when you visit another continent, country, or perhaps neighborhood.
Ziad, who usually is not attracted to asians, suffered from prison syndrome during a trip to Hong Kong. He found himself unable control himself after ten days of seeing only chinky eyes and yellow skin.
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occurs when you smoke weed intensely, forgetting shit, PHS
After I'd been smoking weed every day for a week, I became lazy even when I wasn't high. I came down with a bad case of pothead syndrome.
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A book/movie/game/person which/who in itself is good, or at least not bad, but is ruined for many people by its fan community. Named after Minecraft, which due to the huge amount of children who play it and the paedophiles in the community, has a somewhat negative stigma surrounding it.
Person 1: 'Omg, FNAF/Undertale/PewDiePie sucks!'
Person 2: 'Well, not really, it's just a case of Minecraft Syndrome.'
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Plasticization Syndrome is a phenomenon found in the UK's current generation's youth, born in the late 80's and early 90's. It is when, due to peer pressure, perception of an "ideal appearance" in the media, bad parenting, and the culture of celebrity, the girls of the generation assume semi-identical appearances, without realising what they're doing.
Symptoms include aggressively straightened hair, hair being bleached blond to the point where the hair follicles are actually dying, applying makeup that can be measured in inches, saying "izzit" after every other sentence, assuming an online identity containing the words "lil" and "princess", having extremely underage sex, not having any real friends but instead a large group of people with whom to bitch, a lack of personal identity, respect and development and a general ignorance of the world.
Charlie: God, the leaver's ball at school was totally ruined by the semi-identical, orange-tanned, cinderella-dress clad girls- it looked like some kind of weird shop-dummy gathering.
Girl Suffering from Plasticization Syndrome: Mett, laak, wot is iz u on abaat boi? U best not be dis'spectin me or nuffin. Izzit.
Charlie: Jeez.
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1.) People, typically from the Midwest who believe everything about California is fantastic and talk constantly about running away and/or hitchhiking there.
2.) California natives as well as others who've become increasingly obsessed with California state; Primarily major Southern California cities (Los Angeles, Hollywood & San Diego). As well as California (pop)culture; Including the California Pizza Kitchen, PAC-Sun, Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard.
I'm moving to Fresno as to avoid further damage from the infectious California Syndrome.
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