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A testprocedure where the applicaton works if the applikation returns the word "penis"
I returned penis, so the "Martin Test" succedded
you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade
person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"
Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!
Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day
Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.
This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!