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1. Most popular person for unmotivated Americans who don't understand politics to blame their problems on.
2. Waived being politcally correct by commiting the horrible act of liberating millions of Iraqi's from a malicious dictator and actually doing something to avenge the 9/11 attacks.
3. Hated for doing all that is in his power to protect the American people
4. Only reason people don't talk about what an ass Bill Clinton was. Good choice democratic party, nominate the horny co-worker.
5. A little on the dumb side.
Jermaine- "George W. Bush's Patriot act is infringing on my rights."
Bill- "Really, have you read the Patriot Act?"
Jermaine- "No..."
Bill- "Can you even read?"
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The best president the United States has ever seen. You can put down Bush all you like, but he's a good guy with a good heart and doesn't care what anyone says about him. Why do you all hate him? You claim he's stupid but why don't you give me a political reason or two? ONE THAT WASN'T MADE UP BY LIBERAL MORONS WHO TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD. GEORGE BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!! EIGHT YEARS!!!!!! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
George W. Bush is the shit.
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Made some mistakes with this war...but he has experienced more events than any other president....
9/11,Sadaam and his regime,and many disasters and war.
if bush is such a bad president...WHY WAS HE REELECTED?!
and didnt he go to Yale?..hmm but remember dubya bush reads books upside down so i guess he didnt go to yale huh!
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Forty-third President of the United States of America, one who destroyed the Taliban and Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan after the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks. Liberated Iraq from Saddam Hussein, despite opposition from liberal idiots who don't want the spread of freedom, especially under a Republican president.
Brought great reform to American politics, health care system, legal system, defense system, military, education system, etc.
Time Magazine's Person of the Year winner multiple times.
First election: 49% of the popular vote.
Second election: 51% majority of the popular vote.
Fat Ass Teddy in Year 2020: Wow, it looks like us liberals were wrong. Bush saved our country from many terrorist attacks, saved us from the huge social security bomb, and made our children smarter. *Burps* *Hiccup*
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the best president ever. he is a hero in my eyes because of his strong leadership & kind heart. he is a conservative christian & has a strong faith in Jesus Christ. I LOVE george dubya. when he speaks, his eyes twinkle like little stars... i know every word he ever says is true because his twinkly eyes tell me so!!!! i am blessed that george dubya is my president
"did you vote for george w. bush?"
"yes because i actually have morals"
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B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
When in fact 2 letter Ls (losses) can be rotated and turned into the shape of the letter W (win). Usually in the form of a hand gesture to assert ones dominance.
Rory: Ha! You lost for the second time in a row
Jo: Yeah but 2 Ls make a W
Rory: Well shit
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