International Caps Lock Apreciation Day

may 29th is the "International Caps Lock Apreciation Day"

On this day it is custom for everyone typing over the internet to use as much capital letters as humanly possible.

this day stemmed from the over use of capital letters in forums to the extent that someone declared that they should save it all for "International Caps Lock Apreciation Day" (which they had made up on the spot) when asked for a date, May 29th was given and so began the reign of the Caps Lock.

Channel spammer: DUDE! I LIEK ROXXORZ!!
Admin: save it for ICLAD man, save it for ICLAD.
Channel spammer: LIEK WTF< STFU N00B!!!11!
*Channel spammer has been Kicked (Save it for ICLAD)

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June 30 best day no cap

sucky dicky day heheheeh. suck the homies pickles till they dissolve.

Boy:hey its june 30 best day no cap
Boy 2:time to suck suck sucky hehehehe

I like your cut g no cap

When your friend gets a neat ass hair cut and you want to slap them, so you do. Then your friends get angry at you so you say “I like your cut g no cap” and they’re like “oh that’s ok, thanks bro”.

No cap means no lie so if someone says no cap, you know they ain’t lying.

You: *slaps friend*
Friend: Dude wth was that for?!
You: I like your cut g no cap
Friend: Oh that’s ok, thanks bro

don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap

Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

peel his muffin cap back blue

the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from

peel his muffin cap back blue
peel this motherfuckers muffin cap back blue.

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purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

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Muffin cap back blue

When you tell a nigga you gone peel his muffin cap back blue, that means his pussy stank!

I had to get that nigga some douche cuz his muffin cap back blue.

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