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Evan Coleman

A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.

Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman

by Bella AKA King Kong February 5, 2018


The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024


The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024


Rion Evans

Good man, athlete, in love with lily.

Hes Rion Evans.

by asdfnjb 33 November 28, 2017


Evan Darling

a total nigger

that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.

by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022


evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 25, 2021


miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 23, 2019