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Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is the sole definition of life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Every ingredient in peanut butter when said outloud, is music to anybody's ears.
Peanut butter is the buttery cream of a peanut and it can not be messed with.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I could honestly list about a thousand reasons why peanut butter life.
You could make a counter-arguement that people with peanut allergies don't like peanut butter.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I know that a person who is allergic of peanut butter are spies made from god to stop the spread of the peanut butter love.
Without those spies, the entire world would be peanut butter because people love it so much.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Even the spies themselves like peanut butter, they just get paid so much money that they keep their mouths shut in fear of both being brutally murdered for betraying the "P-Spies Commands" and for losing about the entire world economy's worth of money.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.

Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life

by UnsafeBarrel January 10, 2022


Peanut butter

Peanut Butter : noun. (Proper)
A lumpy and yet creamy oil-type juice person whom is spread over things. Typically served with ranch dressing and chips.

Dang! I enjoyed seeing Peanut Butter fall from my curtain!”

by Yessah April 16, 2020


Peanut butter

ha why the frick u lookin up peanut butter

Peanut butter

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020


Peanut butter

Bro why u lookin up peanut butter what did u expect its fricking peanut butter

peanut butter yum yum

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020


peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 29, 2020


Last Peanut

When her breasts are just empty bags of skin with a nipple dangling at the bottom. The nipple representing the last peanut in the bag. Completely empty skin bags but huge hard nipples

Imagine 2 empty bags of M&M's hanging from her clavicle with just 1 M&M left in each bag

Can I have your last peanut?

by The Milk Man Cometh September 15, 2024


Phoenix Peanut Buster

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.

I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.

by lebwashere January 14, 2023