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when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock
"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!
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1) Simply, a lock inside of a sock. Mainly used as a weapon in the ghetto for beating babies. Can be made with a variety of socks, including tube socks, crew socks, athletic socks, stockings, panty-hose, and toe-socks.
1) Don't beat me with that lock in a sock! Beat the baby instead!
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A sock used for post-masturbatory clean up. See also nut rag.
"Dude! Mike's rock sock was so crusty, I thought it was gonna walk away on it's own!"
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what you get when you wear the same length socks all the time in the sun.
Man, all Rickys socks are the same and now his summer socks look like when i jizzed in mike clarks eye
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The act of a woman aplying a tampon.
Crap, I just saw my gurlie stuffing socks!
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the sickest assed idea from any human being.
when your own afterbirth and faecies are combined in a pair of gym socks (mixxed together) one placed like a horses feeding bag over the nose and mouth, the other on ones cock. anyone who trys this should be shot in the face by an unborn marsupial with some sort of rocket launcher.
sick fuck: my whildest fantasy is to have a pair of sin socks.
Smart guy: im gunna fukin kill you (horible sounds as sick fuck is strangled with a kittens spinal cord by smart guy).
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having a foot fetish, feeling the irresistible need to suck on someones toes, also a gift by an idiotic boyfriend (is generally interpreted as a sex act). Is also used to confuse friends and blondes alike....
'damn, he gave me some nice blue socks last night, my feet are aching'
or
'ZOMG, what a retard, he gave me blue socks for my birthday!' 'gosh, how kinky'
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