thing is a hand that love to flip you off. aka Wednesdays ans ester.
the thing that has a crush on you
Look, a thing! Don't like it? Try it in a different place, at a different Time(TM).
It's a thing.
James-"Sorry I'm late, I had to sort out a thing some time ago."
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*
When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.
Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!
Person 2: It's one thing.
Person1:Yeah, I know.
Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.
When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.
Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!
Person 2: It's one thing.
Person1:Yeah, I know.
Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.
Something that you look upon very fondly. An announcement/news that gets one excited.
“Dude Will Price just won the lottery and said he’s paying for a guys trip to Vegas.”
“Things.”
When shit gets crazy and works out for no particular reason beyond the grace of God.
"Bruh, what was that?"
"I ain't gonna lie, that was some Skwiggy shit back there."
"Bro your life is nothing but skwig things..."
When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.
'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.