meat suitcase

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".

" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"

Candidate for meat

A girl who is attractive, despite being too skinny. The term suggests that she's attractive enough to sleep with, but should probably eat some cheeseburgers. In both cases, meat is what she needs.

That checkout girl is kinda cute. What do you think?

Yeah, but she could stand to gain some weight. I'd say she's a candidate for meat.

meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

bonus meat

When you put both hands on top of each other arose nd your shaft, anything that sticks out past that is bonus meat.

Jaime showed Billy two handfuls, and about six inches of bonus meat.

meat vlogs

a group of kids that are tryhards but people think they're pre cool. Very diverse group of kiddos, half short half tall.

have you watched meat vlogs new vid?
Heck ya buddy!!

Meat Tentacle

The muscle contained within your mouth, ie: your tongue

Eating is so badass, I mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid

cold meat

dick

wow I'm hungry for some cold meat

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