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a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it
this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.
A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.
"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."
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Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.
*Just kidding.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
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List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet
(I’m so immature help me)
Help.... it’s starting to itch...
Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet
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When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?
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you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies
Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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"done been shrunk little toilet" means that you've been caught.
"you've done been shrunk little toilet!!" "...what?" "i caught you dumbass, lol."