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Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.
Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."
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1.) An air blowjob, complete with money shot.
2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.
1.)I was so hot I went and jizz handed the fan.
2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.
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When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.
“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”
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A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.
I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me
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When an individual either male or female is too intoxicated or in an excessively impaired mental state that prevents them from properly performing the act of masturbation upon themselves or another person.
"I was trying to beat off last night and I drank so much fucking robitussin and rubbing alcohol that I wound up just socking myself in the nuts instead, I totally ham-handed that one."
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A very hard working, underappreciated person. Often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. Considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). Also associated with being updateable.
Jake: Who is she? she's hott
Tom: Dont waste your time, she's a ghost hand
Jake: Damn, what a waste...
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Hand holding, when done correctly entails but is not limited to=
Hot, sweaty fun filled sex.
Quinny and Steph like Holding hands, hard.
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