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What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
A phrase quoted by individuals who believe their life constitutes that of an Instagram profile. A trusty film camera, mug of black coffee and a tennis skirt is all you need to characterise your morning as an "aesthetic morning".
Also: Used ironically to mock someone who believes their morning routine is 'aesthetic' (or) A mocking alternative to "aesthetic warning".
Tom: "Jasmine, those blueberry pancakes look really nice."
Jasmine: "Aesthetic mornings!"