Woods Cross, UT

A suburb of Salt lake City, and also the underdog of bountiful city. Believed to be the hood although crime rates are higher in bountiful, wealthier bountiful citizens just believe that woods cross is ghetto because their rich butts are arrogant and to mentally challenged to acknowledge that it is only the more average middle class that live in woods cross and not actual trashy people. Woods cross was actually rated one of the best places to live near salt lake because of its short commute to slc and is one of the safest most family friendly communities on the Wasatch front. It also has affordable land compared to Neighboring suburbs north salt lake and bountiful. In reality this middle class community only gets a bad name from the ignorant and arrogant upper class of the surrounding communities. If you want to see real white trash go check out the foxboro subdivision of North salt lake or check out west Bountiful city.

Man: where are you from?
Woman: Woods Cross, UT
Man: Hoods Cross?
Woman: *leaves*

morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

blow my wood

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition

MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

Not bad f' Woods

As in the item, object or food is below average. However, if you were stuck in in woods, it would be more than acceptable.

'I thought Sara's hat was hideous, what about you?'

'It's not bad f' Woods'

Tree leaf wood

Having a mixture of many characteristics of multiple BTS members.

Cheyann Hackett is such a tree leaf wood. Sometimes she has the energy of J-hope and other times she’s like Suga when you wake him up

morning wood effect

In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.

Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.