In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.
Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
some dusty opp school where south bank girls take let in the toilets and posh white boys think they’re bad cause they told miss stoynova to fuck off.
boy: yo, buss me ur snap
girl: what school do u go
boy: highgate wood school
girl: eww yh icl.. move from me u crusty yute
"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"
Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck
That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it
I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
Having a mixture of many characteristics of multiple BTS members.
Cheyann Hackett is such a tree leaf wood. Sometimes she has the energy of J-hope and other times she’s like Suga when you wake him up
As in the item, object or food is below average. However, if you were stuck in in woods, it would be more than acceptable.
'I thought Sara's hat was hideous, what about you?'
'It's not bad f' Woods'