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Semen - see also man custard and man paste
There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.
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An assassin who is often hired and paid well by mob bosses or divorced folks to go kill off those who financially burden them.
The neighbor was arrested for hiring a hit man to "do" his ex-wife. Unfortunately, the hit man was an undercover police officer.
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man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.
"I definitely cannot engage in this conversation because i have no man candy."
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He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.
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Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.
He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.
He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.
The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!
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A delicious hunk of maleness with a tight body and a hunger for some lovin.
I can't wait to see my man meat this weekend.
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a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
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