White Woman Oppression Syndrome

White Woman Oppression Syndrome (or WWOS for short), is a common condition in which Caucasian women, in particular American Caucasian women, believe they are the most important demographic and try to find any reason to feel oppressed, largely due to historical factors that have lead to women NOT being the most talked about demographic. Most commonly it is white women, especially those who are upper-middle class, who feel they're missing out in the oppression Olympics so they try to latch onto outdated or false delusions to prove their oppression.

"Black people are 5 times more likely to be locked in up prison and half as likely to go to college in America, black single-parents make up for 30% of all single parents, and black people are the victims of 50% of racial hate crimes."

"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"

"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."

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man woman beast thing

A blatent beef of a man trying to be a women and failing badly because everyone can clearly tell that "she" is a man.

hehe, look at the man woman beast thing over there.. get onto her fat chin!

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spoiled white woman syndrome

the constant need to make every conversation about you, especially in serious conversations that you have no place in. symptoms include a general sense of superiority, the feeling that your problems matter more than everyone else’s, crying in order to avoid responsibility, comparing your problems to everyone else’s and projecting your narcissism on other people.

adam: yeah i don’t know it’s been really hard for me lately

me: i’m here for you man
person with spoiled white woman syndrome: oh yeah well my dad left me when i was 6, so

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Beat a woman day

Every October 31 is official beat a woman day, find a woman in your life and beat her like your father did

Man :"Guys it Beat a woman day!"
Woman: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME JEROME!"
Man: *Starts to beat woman*

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1-10 Woman Scale

The 1-10 scale is pretty much how hot a girl is. 1 for example is the ugliest girl alive, while 10 being the most attractive girl you've ever seen

Guy1: "Hey, look that that girl over there, on the 1-10 woman scale, how hot is she"
Guy2: "Damn, she's a perfect 10"

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Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

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Being a Woman Syndrome (BWS)

any behaviour typical to women in general

you have a being a woman syndrome (BWS) if you are making mountain of a molehill,

you have a being a woman syndrome (BWS) if you are holding an unnecessary long argument on trivial topics,

you have a being a woman syndrome (BWS) if you think everything is worth a discussion

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