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broderick jones

The most CUTEST of all males, smart, athletic, strongest, and the biggest dick of all people

Jake: Dude I am Broderick Jones
Cris: Lucky

by Unseamedpage8 February 3, 2016


Ellie Jones

a chav

Girl 1: do you know Ellie Jones
Girl 2: oh yeah isn’t that the chav in hendy

by Sappppening November 11, 2020


Jackie Faith Jones

The most amazing, sweet girl that has a heart of gold and a soul of beauty. Shes nice and great in bed and she also loves taking guys all the way around the world. She makes guys fall for her completely and totally and she makes them perfectly happy. If there was a perfect person it would be hers.

Jackie Faith Jones, Jacquelynn Faith Jones

by Truthful STV April 19, 2011


Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"

by November 30, 2022


Ellis Jones

a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus

and starter of the russian jesus cult

Ellis Jones is the best

by the holy random kid November 13, 2020


Donnie Jones

Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker

Did you see Donnie Jones with his new girl?

Yeah she’s a whale!!!

by guardchat April 24, 2024


grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.

"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"

by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024