The most CUTEST of all males, smart, athletic, strongest, and the biggest dick of all people
Jake: Dude I am Broderick Jones
Cris: Lucky
a chav
Girl 1: do you know Ellie Jones
Girl 2: oh yeah isn’t that the chav in hendy
The most amazing, sweet girl that has a heart of gold and a soul of beauty. Shes nice and great in bed and she also loves taking guys all the way around the world. She makes guys fall for her completely and totally and she makes them perfectly happy. If there was a perfect person it would be hers.
Jackie Faith Jones, Jacquelynn Faith Jones
a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.
person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"
a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus
and starter of the russian jesus cult
Ellis Jones is the best
Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker
Did you see Donnie Jones with his new girl?
Yeah she’s a whale!!!
Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.
"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"