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the gayiest school around full of douchebags who dont shut the hell up
“hey sweetie wanna go to st rose grammar school this year?”
“no mom that play gay af”
When you give someone a single rose its you saying "I'll live you forever"
Dude 1: how much do you love her?
Sigma male: well I gave her a single rose
Dude 1 &2: damnnnn
When your woman wraps your testicles around the base of your penis, and blows raspberries along your asscrack while dressed like big bird.
She did a dirty rose on me, it was life changing. Need therapy.
An old ragged bitch with a stinky hole.
Dude your Mrs is such a dirty rose
Mr. “I got 81 points dropped on my head”
Jalen Rose: *exists*
Kobe Bryant: Im bout to end this mans whole career
Someone whose career baseball statistics would easily qualify for the Baseball Hall of Fame but due to controversy or scandal, will never be elected.
Alex Rodriguez is a Pete Rose Hall of Famer.
A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.
Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.