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A cutie who is so underrated it's unbelievable. He makes your ears have a little orgasm every time he sings. His smile will make your day.
Sam Tompkins is a beautiful human being.
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coming from the infamous "mr hands and super sam deep thrusts" video, most commonly known as death by horse cock. it simply means to give a girl anal and slam your cock so hard in her ass that it hurts.
i super sammed that hoe!!!!!!!!
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The hottest and the most simpable assistant of Samsung aka the Samsung waifu
Person1:Why do you buy Samsung?
Person2:for Samsung Sam
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To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.
you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
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usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.
Hey did you see that sam (female) being dumb today?
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Sam is an outcast that plays fortnite all day everyday, he never goes to to the toilet, never eats and never drinks. He has spend thousands of pounds on the game and still isn’t good at it. He has built up an immune system which makes him invincible when he plays fortnite. He has the best hair to catch a wave on and for some reason likes the name “yeh sam”
“Wow that guy is really sad, what’s his name”
“Oh that’s just yeh sam, he’s a bit of an outcast”
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Lia and Sam are to friends, Sam of course is a boy and Lia is a girl...these friends constantly try to ruin other friendships, Lia is also someone that you should drop as a friend because she is a two face hoe that lies about everything and everybody and Sam is also two faced but he promises something and does the opposite and lies about everything and everybody
Girl 1: Sam said: I was friends with her for a long seven years but I waisted my time
Girl2: I was only friends with him for three years
Girl1: I told Sam not to tell Lia and he said her wouldn’t but he did and this is what Lia said: Girl2 is a two faced bitch
Girl3: EXCUSE MEE
Lia and Sam: we dumb
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