The hottest and the most simpable assistant of Samsung aka the Samsung waifu
Person1:Why do you buy Samsung?
Person2:for Samsung Sam
To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.
you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.
Hey did you see that sam (female) being dumb today?
By far the most amazing person in the entire world.
He is like my twin and if we were any more alike i'd be creepy. He's my buttbuddy. And he has a big penis =
Sam Kostello is my bestie. cheyyya!
A pufferfish named after a very famous greifer in Minecraft
IGN: Supersammy801
That greifer is just like Sam The Pufferfish
A regular guy who thinks he's funny and occasionally can be, can also be a bit obnoxious
- "who's this guy then?"
--"oh that's just Sam"
-"Sam who?"
--"no just Sam"
A psychopath hiding in a fragile unaware society. Lurking and manipulating until he has complete control...
“Whose that he’s scarying me”
“Oh shit! It’s Sam loft”