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A story too unbelievable to exist. Most of the time, that story comes with many lies.
"Yesterday Ben told me that he met 3 celebrities at once! That must an Aflax Story."
One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.
There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.
once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
A private story on snapchat where people ask you any question and you have to confess the truth.
Did you see what was on Roberts Confessions Story? I can’t believe he did that with Cindy!
When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
Baby im busy, There is EE4B2B streaming down my pussy!
Barbara- Aged 31 and has 2 kids named bill and jeremy. She lives on 8 bridgewater street In Wigan, Uk. She got married in 2005 to John Awouni who was born on mozambique. They live in a 3 bedroom house and the 2 kids share a room whilst one being a spare. The kids a identical twins and they were born in 2014. They both have skibidi toilet syndrome and i will be placing a 44. magnum bullet direclty into each one of there craniums. Then i will unleash an homeade naplam into there house and watch then burn and turn into soot.
I aint reading that story
The rea- you WILL read it or else.