A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.
Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun”
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*
shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively
person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
Clapping only with middle fingers to show your love and respect.
Dude, that was so gross. You deserve fuck claps!
When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'
Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!
i took yo bitch n now i’m clapping her shit
bro bren is clapping cheeks form janya
The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”
*claps gooch*
When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
That frat boy gave the "clap" to that whole sorority house.