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When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.
"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."
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Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.
Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.
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When functional Keeps Farts Dry.
Shit air seperator failure results in a mess when attempting to fart.
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a action made by a spanish teacher at preston middle school named mr.blevins that teaches 7th - 8th graders
hey air high-five “i made that by the way” ;)
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A female is riding a male until he orgasms, subsequently the male informs the female he is done by dramatically expressing the phrase "Get off my plane!" and throws her off the bed.
I felt our sex life was missing a bit of drama, so I pulled an Air Force One last night. While she thought it was funny, she told me that if I did it again I would have a better chance of having sex with Harrison Ford than her.
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Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)
This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
Examples:
Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.
I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.
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A term used by gangsters or really mad hood people with guns
Jamal:... mann fuck this im finna air this bitch out
Wanita:...damn u right lemme grab my 9
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