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When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.
me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days
a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.
wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans
A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.
Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately