Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..
When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.
Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.
1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
Being supreme over one others anus
I proved my anal supremacy by raping my economics professor.
Intensely jousting with the buttocks. Or two people running backward with their butts out towards each other in order to make a juicy plop of cheeks.
Blaine and Bridger were going to a anal clash
A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.
My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night
When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.
I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.