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driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024


Drive thru eyes

Glossy and Blood shot eyes, smoking pot all day,having a good buzz looking fucked up

You shouldn’t go in that store you got them “drive thru eyes” go somewhere with a drive thru

Anyone have eye drops I want food but I got drive thru eyes

You can’t go inside of Taco Bell you got drive thru eyes

by Rob Donner December 30, 2023


Taco drive

When you risk getting a DWI driving to get some strret tacos because you're so high and you have the munchies.

I'm hungry and high, I'll risk the DWI and go on a Taco drive.

by Seogre April 8, 2023


Drive by greeting

An annoying form of greeting that is pointless and does not invite more conversation. Typically done when someone is crossing another person's path.

"hey how you doing"
"Good"
The only response that you can give in the time given to respond to a drive by greeting

by LadyLilith December 19, 2024


Tarmac the drive

To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself

Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive

by The Dearth June 29, 2021


Teletubby Drive-By of 2022

Walter White and a blue 1980s Lego Spaceman drove around on a couch around the g_flatgrass map while shooting a bunch of wild teletubbies.

Me and my cousin recreated the Teletubby Drive-By of 2022 in Garry's Mod.

by Ligma Patient 420 October 1, 2022


the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!

Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."

by kk&jj February 10, 2018