August 1st

National brother eugh day is on august 1st, instead of national girlfirend day it’s national brother eugh day!!

August 1st 2021…

“Yo it’s august first national brother eugh day, say brother eugh dawg!!”

“Brother eughh”

August 1st

August 1st is Negan Day.

Holy shit! It’s August 1st! It’s Negan Day!

August 31st

National sakuatsuiwaoi day.

"On August 31st the person who basically invented sakuatsuiwaoi day was born on this day we celebrate the birth of omijime and sakuatsuiwaoi"

Sven August

Some guy who does ski, loves lasagna and play Fortnite with the pro boiz. He's really into the bois. oops i meant fortnnit. He always has a friend named Jo.

That Sven August REALLY loves LASAGNA. HE'S a REAL GARFIELD!

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

4th August

Kiss your ex and ur best friend day. Have fun

Zoe: hey bestie
Lilly: hey
Zoe: it's kiss your ex and ur best friend day... 4th August

Lilly: so we have to kiss and then kiss ex
Zoe: ye
Lilly: ok

4th August

Kiss your ex and your best friend day... have fun

Zoe: omg it's 4th August

Lilly: oh ye I need to find my ex but I also.need to kiss you lol
Zoe: ye we need to kiss to *mwah*